Friday, March 30, 2012

Perforated?

Let's talk about something near and dear to all of us. Toilet paper. Paper towels. Note book paper.
All of these are perforated for easy tearing. Now, please tell me why none of these easily tear!!??! Nothing bothers me as much as a half a sheet of toilet paper because it wouldn't tear properly

Friday, March 23, 2012

Pixie

I have short hair. No this does not mean I look like Justin Beaver nor Robert Patenson (I don't care for either therefore oh well with the spelling) also since I do not resemble either of these two MALES perhaps you could stop saying I do. Thanks world! Here is some photographic evidence

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Hmm ha hmm hmm mm mm

Today:
Humming, inaudible noises made because you can't sing or don't know the words. You sound bad. The cubicle wall is not sound proof. A nagging eating away at my ability to concentrate

Monday, March 12, 2012

Faker

People who intentionally sneeze and snot to make you realize how sick they are.

No I don't want your snotty paper or sneeze juices. Yes I will be lysoling this whole area once you leave

Sunday, March 11, 2012

Two for one - weekend

Sunday funday, 

Today's annoyance, brought to you by my lady parts. I have unrivaled pain from my monthly visitor. But this is more about the "bottomless pit" day. I frequently tell my husband "I'm hungry" and he says "but we just ate an hour ago" and I say, "Bottomless pit day." Once a month, on bad months two days a month, I have insatiable hunger courtesy of my period. It sucks. I am never satisfied and can eat everything in site. I just had three tamales, I want something else, a milk shake, cookies, or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. This is annoying because I work out to keep myself in some kind of shape, but then I gorge myself on bottomless pit day. Annoying!

Friday, March 9, 2012

Driving is bothersome

Today my pet peeve, and I'm sure yours too if you think about the last time this happened to you. 
You're driving a long, no one is in front or behind you, open road, then suddenly a car pulls out in front of you, drives 5 yards and then turns on their left turn signal. Meanwhile, still NO ONE BEHIND YOU, they could have waited, but they INSISTED on turning in front of you, causing you to slam on your brakes and then wait while they moseyed left. 

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Thursday March 8, 2012

Today's pet peeve,

People who scrape their silverware on their teeth. It gives me that fingernails on the chalk board kind of shiver. If you are a teeth scraper please do the world a favor, or at least your lunch mate, stop it!